Christmas season 2020 is not the same as any other in history. It would’ve been my 20th Christmas year. Dancers have yet to come up for air, for we all have been working extra hard ever since Drinksgiving Wednesday. “T’is is the season!” Girls are pulling double shifts, and taking full advantage of the busy holiday crowd. Saving up for that special purchase for Christmas, I mean this is why we dance, to have the opportunity to be able to afford all that we want. Some girls just want it all while some speaks of never able to achieve even a little. Like in all other aspects of life, it’s a mindset. This is the wrong place to be in if you are limited in the mind for it will thrash you into the deep underworld where it will be hard to get out.
There will always be the Naughties and the Nice, and really all year round. How about both? It is possible at the strip club. Why not treat yourself? It is Christmas. How about having Mrs. Clause sit on your lap! How about multiple Mrs. Clauses!
Christmas is the time to have the Christmas spirit and dress the role. There is will be many Mrs.Clause, elves, & cute plays on Frosty the snowwoman. There will be a runway of different and creative Christmas fashion, costumes, and outfits, just like Victoria’s Secret, and better! These costumes can be exquisite! This is not a time to spare expense here and I can assure you nobody will be wearing the same unless they are planning to rip it off each other in a catfight. Lots of reds and whites, Pom-poms, textures, sequenced, and glimmer.
Christmas is my favorite holiday season to work. You would see me in all red, my cape custom made from a lustrous velvet material, and hidden underneath, is another custom piece, a sexy matching Santa G-strong bikini complete with those fluffy white Pom-poms. As I transform into a sexy Mrs. Clause, my outfit is not complete with a sexy red garter belt with matching thigh highs adorn with dangling Christmas bells that’ll softly chime as I move. Which will be the only thing left on me after I have removed my bikini. At the end of some performer’s stage set, she may be left just wearing a Santa hat, LED String lights, a reindeer headband, an elf’s hat, or striped stocking.
The club will be turned into a festive winter wonderland, with Christmas lighting, stronger fluorescence bouncing off strung up cut out snowflakes. There is usually a Christmas tree uniquely adorn with garlands made of g-strings and garters, topped with a clear heel, and instead of stockings, there are sexy knee-highs. There won’t be any gift under the tree, because the club has Grinches too that will steal it. We all know better dealing enough of that with our belongings in the back dressing room year-round.
The club will have an annual party and the guest will be encouraged to bring in gifts for a charity like Toys for Tots where we offer to do playful, & possibly naked, gift wrapping as an incentive. I enjoy doing this very much because the charity will also benefit from my efforts.
This is a busy season, not only for Santa, some girls decide to will work every day and night until the New Year. This time can be the most lucrative time of the year. The girls may even get gifts as a bonus, jewelry, gift cards, designer handbags, and other accessories. I have even heard dancers utilize their children to get expensive gifts for them from customers. Whether naughty or nice, I think it’s an opportunity for all.
How about receiving a surprise gift from a customer(s) you have had no time for? Yes, this happens. Sometimes dancers are fully booked, and the really good ones, most likely pre-booked year-round. I am guilty. I feel bad because these guys just want a moment with you but failed to get your attention during your busy hustle. He’s probably sat there and watch you bounce around from set appointments with loyal customers to working your stage sets, and aware of every time you have been whisk away into the Champagne room and had timed you! All while you are unaware. It’s very flattering, and you just have so much time to spread your time and attention, because your time and attention is your true value. The good part is that these guys maybe finally get noticed after the awkward Christmas exchange, however, you do not know if he is naughty or nice.
Some girls will exchange gifts with each other, while some get secret gag gifts from your frenemies, like coal, soap, deodorant, mints, you get the idea.
Shoppers will still be the high traffickers through the strip club after Christmas. Some people are still on vacation and have yet to return home. Some energies are still running high after Christmas and excited for the next big event, New Years!
It’s 2020 and most (not all) strip clubs are no longer open for these affairs. After 20 years, it has ended here for me. For the few clubs that are lucky enough to still be open, I wonder if Mrs.Claus and the elves are social distancing and wearing a mask this year? I’m guessing, highly unlikely.